I wish I could be as cool as Sméagol. His friend Déagol finds a ring in the water and Sméagol decides he wants to have it. It can be that easy, huh? Give it to me, I want it, period. The birthday thing is not important because Déagol knows it's not true, I'm sure.
Sméagol: Give us that, Déagol, my love.
Sméagol: Because ... it's my birthday, and I wants it.
A Steiff Mystery of Olympic Proportions
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