Today is Clone Day. I know you have never heard of it, but it's a special day for the alien in my life.
Dear alien, this post is for you. Happy Clone Day!
George Fox: Do you seriously expect me to tell the President that an alien has landed, assumed the identity of a dead housepainter from Madison, Wisconsin, and is presently out tolling around the countryside in a hopped-up orange and black 1977 Mustang?
Believe me, stranger things have happened. I know.
Starman, USA, 1984